Cookie season kicked off nationwide on Jan. 7 and lasts through March or April, with exact end dates varying by location. Former Long Island Girl Scouts marvel at the cookie evolution since they were the ones in uniform.

But man, cookie season is a slog. If you're not a Girl Scout parent, you might not realize that cookie season lasts a thousand years. Or at least it feels that way.

The Girl Scouts plan to retire Girl Scout S’mores and Toast-Yay! cookie flavors at the end of the 2025 season. More: Big Lots to sell many store leases: These North Carolina sites are on the list, 1 in WNC